[RoLUG] [OT] Fwd: Joke

[Eduard Roccatello]

Perche` ogni tanto bisogna staccare la spina e leggere qualche caxxata :-)

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Subject: Fwd:Joke
Date: Tuesday 13 January 2004 14:06

Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a
 conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside
 hers.

"Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?"

"Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.

Goldie persisted. "Do you like gardening?"

The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely before
 returning to his reading.

Undaunted, Goldie asked. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man
 dropped his book and pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she'd never been
 ravaged before.

As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting
 position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was
 Katz?"

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